Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Why I'm sometimes late in the morning...

My usual commute in London -
Leave house. Walk to bus stop. Get on bus. Get off bus. Walk to desk.

My sometimes commute in London -
Leave house. Walk to bus stop. Wait for 25 minutes and still no bus. Think again, no cars are coming from that direction either. Then... out of nowhere, what in god's name is that? A cavalry of 60 horses taking over the streets of central London. That's why my bus is late! That's why there's horse manure all over the street! Apparently the Royal Cavalry can do whatever the F they want... and I'm late for work. All Hail the Queen!





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